Hugh Johnson Project, Update 2

"Corso just referred to the BCS Title game as the 'National World Championship.' Someone loosen his merkin. - Boomer Sooner

"There are more people at Louisville-UConn than there are at the ACC championship game." - Rowan 2 FSU

"As for the ACC Championship..I've seen better atmospheres at NY Islanders games." - ErikKriebel

"Jeeesus, the crew is calling the name "Johnson" so much in the G. Tech / Wake game, it sounds like the town hall scene in Blazing Saddles." - Martini John

"I'm pretty sure if I had to throw a football into a bucket for a million dollars I wouldn't want Gino Torretta as my coach." - DennisScottsRage

"Riley Skinner looks like the Last Mod on Earth. It looks like his mom still gives him haircuts using the salad bowl." - Signal to Noise

"The kickoff guy for Georgia Tech is a guy named Yahiaoui. When pronouced it sounds like what I say after a shot of Wild Turkey, Yeah hah, yahoo." - iknowhose6

"Bitch all you want about the bad football schedule but try living in Vermont. It's 200 miles from the nearest Division 1A football game. But hey we do have a nasty Woman's rugby team and half the girls look (and are built) like AJ Hawk. So we got that going for us, which is nice." - Bob Futon

"Paul Maguire essentially just took credit for inventing the term "run blitz." Just like Al Gore invented the internet." - Simon

"Lee Corso thinks that Rutgers will win because they want to play in a BCS game more than West Virginia. Hey, I think I want to have sex with Angelina Jolie more than Brad Pitt does these days, but that doesn't mean it's going to happen." - Jlword

"Paul McGuire being forced to the sidelines reminds me of a dog who won't stop barking. You throw him outside hoping he will shut up eventually, but he still keeps making noise and tormenting you inside. I can hear that agony in Brad Nessler's voice." - Kyle, Maine