I Don't Think This Is How Paintball Is Supposed To Be Played

I don't know what it is about this that makes me laugh... but I sort of wish two of my friends would agree to do this while I stood there and laughed at them. I can't think of any good reason why they or anyone else would, but I'd enjoy it. From the YouTube description:

What happens when you give two people a score to settle, two non-regulation overpowered paintball guns, insufficient safety gear and a bunch of crazy rednecks to encourage them?

I don't know what score they had to settle that they thought could be best settled in this fashion. I don't know... maybe it was an argument about the south's secession for the union. But surely, there was another way to go about settling it.

When the little guy says he could've stood there and did this all day? I sort of believed him... until he took his shirt off. Draw, my ass. The little guy quit.

Crazy Southern Paintball Showdown [YouTube]