I Think It's Time Eddie Sutton Had A Reality Show

Police in Stillwater have obtained video footage of Eddie Sutton urinating in public. On a middle school. With a bottle in his hand. Oh dear.

No one has complained publicly about seeing Sutton water the plants outside the school, which has to mean that no one saw him do it, because seeing Eddie Sutton's johnson is something you'd have to assume that anyone would complain about it.

The video was taken 14 months ago, and at least one policeman was unable to confirm the nature of the bottle that Sutton was holding. "It could have been ice tea. Who knows?" said the copper.

Yeah, that's always the first thing I think when I see a guy peeing on a middle school. "He's probably all tanked up on Lipton."

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