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Inmate Sues Schrutebag For "Ear Poisoning"

We know we said that we weren't gonna mention the Schrutebag anymore. But we're afraid circumstances today make it impossible to avoid. We apologize.

Remember that inmate who files all those ridiculous and hilarious lawsuits against celebrities? Well, he filed one earlier this week against Colin Cowherd. It's pretty awesome.

I'm suffering ear poisoning weekdays at 10 a.m. Eastern from listening to the defendant on my Walkman. ... I'm subjected to lies and propaganda from "The Herd."


Here's the full "suit," generously provided to us by our friends at The Smoking Gun.

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