Inspired By Jeremy Lin, Dr. Ruth Talks About Taking It To The Hole

Finally, Dr. Ruth has weighed in on Linsanity and she's done so in typically Ruthian fashion. As a big time Knicks fan, Dr. Ruth has been enjoying the emergence of Jeremy Lin and used the frenzy as a perfect segue to talk about sex.

Now most of you don't play basketball, so what does this have to do with you, assuming you're not a Knicks fan enjoying your team win instead of lose? Well most of you are sexually active, and if you're not, you probably would like to be. But if your sex life isn't all that hot, then there is a lot to learn from the basketball court that's applicable to your bedroom, living room, or kitchen floor!

Sex, like basketball, is a team sport. If one of you is making all the moves and the other is just lying there, you're not going to have good sex, or even mediocre sex. You have to learn to play together and if you do, you can score repeatedly.

The article is essentially one gigantic double entendre. There is the alley-oop as a metaphor for sex angle, the pre-game shoot around as foreplay angle and of course the importance of teamwork and communication angle.

Sex, like basketball, is a team sport. If one of you is making all the moves and the other is just lying there, you're not going to have good sex, or even mediocre sex. You have to learn to play together and if you do, you can score repeatedly.

You can't blame her, though. Dr. Ruth just loves screwing around.

h/t Wayne B.

Dr. Ruth Westheimer: What Jeremy Lin, Basketball Teach Us About Sex [Daily Beast]