Introducing Darren Prince

This man you see here is not Hugo Weaving from The Matrix; he is, in fact, Darren Prince, agent for Dennis Rodman, whose book signing we popped by — and lamented — yesterday.

Well, we'd heard rumblings of Prince's email temper before, but now we get to see it firsthand. We just received a pretty fired-up email from Mr. Prince that we'd be remiss if we didn't share it with you. To quote:

My name is Darren Prince and I am Dennis Rodman's agent. How pathetic are you or maybe financially compared to Dennis how broke are you or sexually you probably have not had the amount of women your whole life that Dennis has had just in the past year. ... Dennis Rodman proved yesterday he still has massive staying power. Just like when he was in Finland playing basketball last week and China and Mexico the month before. ... Dennis Rodman did not need to stand there you asshole and soak up media yesterday. He did what he always did and that is cause a riot with the paparazzi who was loving every minute of it.

He then requests a retraction or we can "count on my other 2 clients Magic Johnson and Smokin' Joe Frazier never doing interviews with you as well." We consider this a difficult call. No retraction, or Smokin' Joe? Is there an option C?

Oh, there's all kinds of more goodness after the jump, as we present the full email. Do enjoy. Darren Prince, ladies and gentlemen.

From: Darren Prince To: [email protected] Date/Time: 11:45 AM

Hey:

My name is Darren Prince and I am Dennis Rodman's agent.

How pathetic are you or maybe financially compared to Dennis how broke are you or sexually you probably have not had the amount of women your whole life that Dennis has had just in the past year.

Not to mention most of his are A listers from Hollywood that no one knows about.

This story is by far the most untrue piece of bullshit I have ever read.

There were 2 blocks of press and people and over 2500 people in attendance.

This pr event was more successful then the pop culture moment of the wedding dress.

Dennis Rodman proved yesterday he still has massive staying power. Just like when he was in Finland playing basketball last week and China and Mexico the month before.

He has more going on in his life than ever before and is making millions of dollars with the respect of some of the biggest Corporations in the universe.

Dennis Rodman did not need to stand there you asshole and soak up media yesterday. He did what he always did and that is cause a riot with the paparazzi who was loving every minute of it.

You must have been one of the loser kids in high school who always got beat up right or just a 3rd rate writer as you proved here barely getting by in life as you really have acheived not 1 million of one percent of the success and over coming odds like Dennis Rodman has.

Its a shame you have such a wasted life and narrow minding thinking to bash my client as we would have given you an interview with him today on the phone to discuss this pr stunt.

Unless a retraction is made count on my other 2 clients Magic Johnson and Smokin' Joe Frazier never doing interviews with you as well as I forwarded them your story which at the end of the day is all about you finding an outlet to unload about your pathetic little life you have.

Best regards loser!!!!!!!!!!

Darren Prince BlackBerry service provided by Nextel

Deadspin Field Trip: Rodman's Book Signing [Deadspin] Worm's Prince Writes Homer [SunStar.com]

(By the way, we're AMAZED that he typed that whole thing on a BlackBerry.)