It's The AFC South Pants Party

Come on, somebody ... don't pick the Colts. We dare ya. Some picks! • AJ Daulerio: Colts, Titans, Jaguars, Texans. • Kissing Suzy Kolber: Colts, Jaguars, Texans, Titans. • Robert Weintraub, Slate: Colts, Jaguars, Titans, Texans. • Matt Pitzer, USA Today: Colts, Titans, Texans, Jaguars. • Aaron Schatz, Football Outsiders: Jaguars, Colts, Texans, Titans. • Sports Illustrated: Colts, Titans, Jaguars, Texans. • DEADSPIN: Colts, Jaguars, Titans, Texans. We really wanted to demote the Jaguars for being so institutionally disorganized that they cut their starting quarterback a week before the season — and Leftwich is better anyway — but we think it's going to be a long year for Mr. Young. Freaking Madden Curse!

As always, we know nothing.