It's Time For Some Tiger Woods Mistress News

This is not one of Tiger Woods's mistresses. She's just a young lass with a healthy sense of humor propping her hiney up against a painting. "Crouching lady, Tiger banging," if you will. But there's other Tiger Woods mistress news.

Our former Facebook friend Rachel Uchitel is apparently going to show off the body that ruined the Woods's 2009 Thanksgiving. Yes, TMZ is reporting she's posing for Playboy. Playboy "does not respond to rumors" of that sort. Uchitel will reportedly not show any full frontsies for the shoot. Also, Joslyn James, the busty, dismal porn star mistress who won't stop yapping, is still waiting for someone outside of a strip club to acknowledge her existence.

And that's your Tiger Woods mistress news.

Now, it's time for hockey. And Dash.

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