Yesterday, in one of those small roster moves that no one every pays any attention to, the Red Sox signed reliever J.D. Durbin to help out with a somewhat banged-up bullpen. We won't say it's a desperation move, but in his last appearance, Durbin "pitched two-thirds of an inning, giving up seven earned runs on seven hits." You hate to see that.
But that's not why we call out attention to Mr. Durbin. Instead, we point you to his MySpace page, eloquently titled "Tits And Ass For Me." There are pictures of Durbin with Garth Brooks, his dog HOSS and, of course. some ladies with both tits and an ass. What do you need to know about Mr. Durbin? "I'm a 24 yr. old pisces that enjoys having fun. I deff. do not like negative people. I am all about having fun and nooooo drama. I love going out on the town as well as staying in with my baby boy 'HOSS.'" But what are his favorite lady parts?
Tits And Ass For Me [MySpace]
Red Sox Get Reliever [Boston Globe]