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Illustration for article titled Jim Tressel At Last Reaps The Whirlwind: A Five-Day Compliance Seminar In June In Tampa

That's part of his punishment for not snitching on his players, the AP reports. Five-day compliance seminar in June in Tampa. What a brutal phrase. It's hard to say what the worst part is. "Five-day"? "June in Tampa"? "Compliance seminar"? In terms of coiled, compressed misery, "five-day compliance seminar in June in Tampa" has to be up there with "For sale: baby shoes, never worn." [AP, via EDSBS]

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