José Mourinho Eats Shit At Russian Hockey Game

Unemployed soccer manager José Mourinho is currently in Russia for some reason, and decided to take in a KHL game today. While performing the pre-game ceremonial puck drop, Mourinho managed to do in his first appearance on ice what it usually takes him three seasons to do when coaching a soccer team: he ate shit in humiliating fashion.

Here’s another angle of his fall:

Mourinho seemed to have a good time otherwise, getting a behind-the-scenes look at the game and glad-handing with some players:

Stick to grass, José; you’re much more graceful there: