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LaRon Landry Responds To PED Suspension With Penis Illusion

Colts safety LaRon Landry was just hit with a four-game suspension for taking PEDs, which should surprise absolutely no one who has ever seen LaRon Landry. But Landry seems to be pleading innocence, at least according to a weird picture he just put on his Instagram page


Get it? Because, like, that's just a foot, and not a penis. The analogy here is that Landry's positive test, much like that guy's foot-penis, isn't exactly what it appears to be. Get it? Yeahhhh, you get it!

Anyway, Landry deleted the picture.

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