Leftovers: Big Ben And The Povertyneck Hillbillies

• Remember that Ben Roethlisberger country music video from a while back? Well, it's out, and it's terrifying. [ Rust Records] • So what IS the deal with this Malkin fellow? [ TSN] • Which NBA player are you? (We were Tony Parker, strangely.) [ Rum And Monkey] • It would be a grand irony if the "Game Of Shadows" reporters went to jail and Barry Bonds didn't. [ San Francisco Chronicle] • Maxim's tribute to the sports mustache. [ Maxim Online] • Please give this soccer player's dog back. Please. [ UK Guardian] • Last chance to see our dopey heads on a panel. [ 92nd Street Y]