Leftovers: Big People Doing Things

• Shaq sworn in as cop. Great idea — what could possibly go wrong? [ WKYT] • Bears fined $50,000 each for fight, also must put several quarters in swear jar. [ CBS Sportsline] • Big Hurt heading for Oakland? (That's not a seasonal prediction; we're referring to Frank Thomas). [ Chicagoist] • Soriano says he won't play outfield. Seriously, if you persist he'll just take his ball and go home. [ Baseball Musings] • Barnett ousted at CU in bloodless coup. [ Moderate Left]