Leftovers: Just Asking For Trouble

• Phil Jackson wants Ron Artest, apparently. [ LA Daily News] • News from the Yankee phone tree: Now Giambi wants to call Nomar. [ MSNBC] • Flightless Sea Fowl drop the ax on Olczyk, opt for coach with vowels. [ Off Wing Opinion] • Colorado football to hire Hawkins to steer their pristine, historically corruption-free program. [ Raysinboise] • Aussie swim coach held mock executions. Charming. [ ABC.net] • FIFA wants Iran in World Cup. Sure — what could possibly go wrong? [ News.com]