Leftovers: Larry Johnson Likes To Boogie

• Larry Johnson, hitting the Kansas City nightlife. [ The Pitch] • Hey, ANYBODY could have A-Rod! [ Sportszilla] • All Dan Morgan is missing is Bubbles the chimp and the Elephant Man's bones. [ Charlotte Observer] • It's the massage therapist. It's always the damned massage therapist. [ CBS Sportsline] • Another reason you should never let bloggers on television. [ MSNBC]

(UPDATE: Yes, we now know the Larry Johnson article is old. Our apologies; we were in a hurry today and missed the timestamp. No excuse: Our screwup. It's still a good piece, though.)