Leftovers: My Kingdom For A Kicker

• Eagles' kicker David Akers likely to miss Chiefs game. He'll spend his rehab hiding from Larry Allen. [ Sports Network] • Terror near the regular unleaded: Two Vikings arrested after gas station scuffle. Um, we mean Minnesota Vikings. [ Minneapolis Star-Tribune] • Bonds says he'd quit if his knee needed another surgery, then breaks down and weeps, screaming "Why? Why?" We may have made up that last part. [ SF Gate] • On racist college mascots, frivolous lawsuits and Big Dummies. [ Flak] • Bills' Spikes out for the year. There goes the Super Bowl. [ A Lot Of Nothing]