Leftovers: Sorry I Got So Bombed, America

• Skiier Bode Miller apologizes for drunk skiing comments on "60 Minutes." Not until he had a chance to drink Lesley Stahl under the table, however. [ CBS News] • His mojo is in a kangaroo's pouch, we guess: Andy Roddick the No. 2 seed at Australian Open. [ SI.com] • Web site launches ... for the firing of Charlie Weis? [ The Mighty MJD] • Red Sox sign reliever Julian Tavarez. As Cardinals fans, we say, "Good luck with that." [ Chowdaheads] • Rangers to retire Messier's No. 11 tonight. Hey, is he still pals with Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins? [ Jedi Master Grace]