Leftovers: They SHALL Respect Him

• Joey Porter is headed to Miami. What could possibly go wrong? [ ESPN] • A-Rod is apparently rather particular about his sandwiches. [ Can't Stand Quin Snyder] • We hope they rode their bikes off after the sale, with the contracts attached to the spokes. [ Joe Sports Fan] • This is very much the wrong way to react to being benched. [ Soccer America Daily] • That blogger Varsity Letters reading thing? That's tomorrow night. [ Gelf Magazine]