• "Faster gentlemen, he's gaining on us": Rowing team attacked by shark. [NZ Stuff]
• Gifford, Meredith to appear on MNF for one last hurrah. [Reuters]
• Puerta banned eight years for doping. He was caught following a match he lost. [Pro Tennis Fan]
• Boxers scuffle down in the 'hood. Er, actually it was the hallway of a Cancun resort hotel. MSNBC]