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Let The Tender Majesty Of Freestyle Canoeing Guide You Into The Warm June Night

Skip to 1:20, turn the volume up to a sufficient, yet not excessive level, and watch Marc Ornstein's canoe glide across the lake like a waterborne gazelle on a half-dose of Ambien.


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