Look At This Fucking Hoopster: "Jason Kidd" Doublefists Dos Equis Cans At A Concert

An occasional feature in which we spotlight the ridiculous trend of recontextualized basketball jerseys. Today: Jason Kidd.
Player: Jason Kidd Teams: '90s Mavericks Ubiquity: High, but only in the context of this phenomenon Scene: Hard Fest! An outdoor concert festival that featured M.I.A., Sleighbells, and many more extremely polarizing, indie bro-approved acts Unnecessarily Decimaled Score Out Of 10: 8.3 Analysis: OK, so once again, we've got a hoopster who enjoys his outdoor music. This one also enjoys cheap Mexican beer, Buddy Holly glasses, and a John Waters mustache ( props). This is my hoopster doppelganger. That aside, hoopsters are lame and must be pointed at, ridiculed, and stopped. And Jason Kidd ruined Jimmy Jackson! Just ruined him. Verdict: Goddamn good-for-nothing hoopster
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