Magglio Ordonez Loses His Magically Silky Hair

Dashiell BennettDashiell Bennett|published: Thu 25th June, 12:00 2009

After being benched for terribleness, the Tigers "slugger" has shorn his legendary flowing locks. (You can maybe buy them on eBay.) So did it have the intended Reverse Samson effect? Two-for-four! Against the Cubs? Ok, that's inconclusive evidence. [ Detroit4Lyfe]

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