Mike Greenberg Is Gay Vogue. Really

OK, so you know how ESPN radio hosts Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic are constantly making jokes about how Greenberg is a "metrosexual" and Golic is, uh, hmm, a loutish oaf? (If you need any more substantiation of this Extremely Marketable Odd Couple Quality, check out their newest lame ass cartoon, this one involving Golic and his children. You see, he's fat and loud, and they're all "he's fat and loud!" and Greenberg's all like "I know! He's so fat and loud!" It goes on like that, every day, until about 10 a.m.)

Anyway, Greenberg loves the term "metrosexual" — revels in it, even. So it might be of some alarm to him that, according to the New York Times Style section (which would totally know, yo), the new term for metrosexual is, well, "gay vogue." Greenberg's schtick seems to meet all the requirements of "gay vogue," but you get a feeling that he won't use that term all that often.

Mike And Mike In The Morning [ESPN.com]