Mike Greenberg's One Joke

We have always been curious about the life that ESPN anchor/radio host/all around nerd Mike Greenberg lives his life. His radio show starts at 6 a.m., where he and professional oaf Mike Golic play out tired Odd Couple gags for four hours. We imagine he's then in meetings all day, grooming, nodding, playing corporate lapdog, before doing the 6 p.m. ET Sportcenter. Sometimes he even does the late SportsCenter; that always kind of freaks us out, like he's had himself cloned or something. Anyway, the ongoing joke between Greenberg and Golic is that Golic is a big dumb jock and that Greenberg is (wait for it) ... a metrosexual. (Sigh. We're sorry. We didn't want to type it either.) Anyway, Mike and Mike are getting the Bill Simmons treatment this morning. No, we don't mean blatant ego-stroking and insecurity soothing from .com brass; we mean they have a cartoon. It's, of course, about Greenberg being a metrosexual. You've been warned.

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