Military Physical Fitness Tests, Ranked

20 dead-hang pull-ups

100 crunches within two minutes

3-mile run, 18 minutes (6:00/mile)

Fresh-squeezed blood at hydration stations

Really doesn't want to come out of the pool

87 pushups

105 curl-ups (sit-up variant)

1.5-mile run, 8:30 (5:26/mile)

71 pushups

78 sit-ups

2-mile run, 13 minutes (6:30/mile)

Recruiting waiver overhead press

67 push-ups within one minute

58 sit-ups within one minute

1.5-mile run, 9:36 (6:24/mile)

Calls barracks "dorms"

After homework is done

Still has a problem with the gays

Very active between 6:30 and 8:00 a.m.

Unprotected after-party

Pastries

29 pushups within one minute

38 sit-ups within one minute

1.5-mile run, 12:51 (8:34/mile)

Pastries