MLB.com Is Just Full Of Porn: A Weekly Roundup From The Tips Forum

We get many fantastic tips in our inbox and from the #tips forum. Some are not so great. These are some of those #tips we specifically overlooked or ignored. All apologies.

•BullfightsOnAcid with this gem: Major League Baseball is attempting to subpoena users who have flooded its message boards with porn, graphic language, and "what the users described as their genitalia."

•Nacireman finds (in his words) "the gayest thing [he's] ever read written about Tebow:"

Tebow's eyes appear blue in photographs, but in person you see whatever color you want, much like looking through a prism or into a waterfall."

•Occam's Racer brings our attention to the shin-kicking competition at the Cotswold Olympicks. Have you been to the Cotswolds? That's like, the peak of high culture.

•Lionel Osbourne, with Boston Mayor Tom Menino butchering yet another sports reference:

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•Mr. Met's Morphine heard Rex Ryan, farting live while doing a radio interview. Everyone within a 20-mile radius heard it, whether they were tuned in or not.

•MattinglysSideburns has a pretty comprehensive roundup of the Blue Jays' radio guy getting suspended after criticizing Cito Gaston's moves. Hey, MattinglysSideburns, that's not a dick joke; that's actually a damning indictment of the conflict of interest culture of team-owned media outlets so prevalent in the sporting landscape. Be funnier next time!

•EddieSuttons_SouthernComfort has a video of a dude getting shot in the junk with paintballs. That's more like it.

You've already had your kick in the pants, but just another helpful reminder to keep those #tips coming. Got something you found interesting? Don't keep it to yourself. Pay it forward, as a shitty movie once said.