Mr. T Joins Sox's Regular Gang Of Idiots

According to the Boston Herald, the first pitch at Friday's Red Sox-White Sox game is going to be thrown out by Mr. T. Strangely, the big takeaway from this little stunt is that T will be wearing socks. For a guy who we don't remember ever seeing in a shirt, we can't say this shocked us too much.

Sad part is, this might be one of the only ways the White Sox could sell out U.S. Cellular Field. The next night, we figure the Devil Rays will get Murdock to throw out the first pitch, though only for the right price. We also think this will blow Red Sox outfielder Manny Ramirez's mind.

T Time For Sox [Boston Herald]