NBA Draft Predictions: Trying To Piss In The Dark While Handcuffed

As previously mentioned, the NBA Draft is tonight. This, of course, is a completely random exercise with 30 different variables liable to change their minds for no particular reason at any given moment. But sportswriters get bored, so we present the Deadspin guide to mock drafts by people who don't have any better idea of what's going on than you do.

· Sean Deveney, · Chad Ford, ESPN.com (subscription required, of course) · Ray Glier, MSNBC · Janny Hu, · Mitch Lawrence, · Tony Mejia, CBS Sportsline · Sam Smith, · Ian Thomsen, · Dan Wetzel, Yahoo Sports