NFL Pants Party: Super Bowl XLII
We're five long months away from the Super Bowl, and a lot can happen each week to change the complexion of the league. Still, it's worth trying to pick your Super Bowl teams now, because if your picks do turn out to be correct, you can be that one fuckface that runs around bragging about how you predicted it. No one in the media misses a chance to do this, so we figured we should probably give it a shot as well.
Drew: Pittsburgh over Dallas
Punter: New Orleans over New England
Ufford: New England over New Orleans
UM: Washington over San Diego (shameless fucking homer)
flubby: New England over Philadelphia
Ape: Seattle over Baltimore
Leitch: New England over Chicago
Jeffri Chadiha (ESPN): Baltimore over Chicago
Sports Illustrated New Orleans over San Diego
Christ, are we a gutless bunch. Frankly, I picked New England to win it all as well, then switched to Pittsburgh just to make this thing look a little less uniform. Yours in the comments.
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