• Alright, it's time for an NFL update that you'll probably never see because the damn site is broken. I think the actual blogging software is rejecting the notion that Mike Tyson is now fucking for money... the blogging software is sad, and it doesn't feel like working today. I understand.
• The Titans have a 7-6 over the Eagles, but the big story here is a Donovan McNabb injury. It wasn't something that looked particularly gruesome, but it appeared to be serious. He had to be completely picked up and lifted into the cart. Jeff Garcia's in the game, but has failed to provide the spark when a team gets to take the field with Boggs from Shawshank.
• Ben Roethlisberger currently has a quarterback rating of 6 for the Steelers as they trail Cleveland 10-0 at the half. Benjamin has 4 completions for 36 yards and three interceptions. Braylon Edwards has five catches for 99 yards, which is considerably more than the Steelers have in total offense.
• Lee Evans has had a pretty decent first half for the Bills. Six catches for 205 yards... that's not bad. Buffalo leads Houston 17-14 in a game that I can't imagine you'd care about.