Nick Saban Signs Infant To Letter Of Intent

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Last time I checked, a onesie can serve as a binding legal contract so I believe this kid may have just given his soul to the Crimson Tide. And when the head coach of Alabama gives you his word, you know it's as strong as oak. Unless the NFL calls again. Or any other school in the country with a bigger bank account.

The good news is that Nick Saban can run 7 to 10 other football organizations in the next 18 years, and still be back at Tuscaloosa before this kids arrives on campus. It's the circle of opportunistic coaching life.

Signed, Still Bitter In E.L.

Saban: I'd Love to Sign Your Baby [Friends of the Program]

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Today is ... Monday? That can't be right, can it? Will this week ever end?