No Longer Will Your Finger Jousting Competitions Be Lawless

We've talked to you about the great sport of finger jousting before, but we are proud to report that the World Finger Jousting Federation has come up with an official set of rules. They're quite helpful.

Indisturbance: Avoid disquieting surrounding bystanders and inanimate objects while leisure jousting. Do not engage in finger jousting matches at inappropriate settings or during inappropriate times. Manicure: Taking care of your fingernails is a sign of respect for your opponent and shows an interest in maintaining a healthy body.

We recommend you check out the whole set of rules, and then start your own league today. If we can get together a group of finger jousters who can rival No. 3 world ranked Josh "Darth Bob" Kinder, Deadspin will happily sponsor a team.

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