Nobody Wins When Batman Gets The Ever-Living Shit Kicked Out Of Him In Public

This is just sad. Guy slides into a Batman costume and tries to shake down tourists in a cash-for-photo scheme that ends up killing off the myth of superheroism (or quasi-superheroism) once and for all. Let this be a lesson to false idols everywhere: Making lewd comments to critics is nowhere near as effective as working batarangs into the mix.

Looks like he hammered them to the point of desperation. And in their desperation they turned to a man they didn't fully understand.

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