Oh, By The Way, Pitchers And Catchers Reported Today

With all the mess of this steroid Congress business (hopefully) behind us, perhaps we look to the land of happy: Pitchers and catchers reported today!

Well, for a few teams anyway, including the Cubs, Orioles, Phillies, Mariners and Giants, they showed up. We're sure every single person there desperately flushed their HGH stash right before reporting — why WOULDN'T we think that? You have left us no choice! — but that's fine: It's still pretty, with sunshine, and people playing catch. Welcome back. You can't get here fast enough.