Oprah, Thome And The Self-Cleaning Oven

It's pretty rare that the epic comedic trilogy of Oprah Winfrey, douching and White Sox slugger Jim Thome unite for a good ole middle-aged Midwesterner gigglefest ... but today is that day.

Seriously, you haven't lived until you've watched Oprah ask Jim Thome about vaginas. You really haven't.