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Patriot Mascot Nabbed In Prostitution Sting

In what can only be described as a shocking lack of Common Sense, Pat Patriot was among 14 people arrested in Providence, RI for "prostitution related crimes."

Thanks to a recently closed loophole which made indoor prostitution illegal, (sorry Rhode Island nature enthusiasts, outside prostitution is also a crime) Patriots mascot Robert Sormanti was caught in a hotel prostitution sting.


This just adds another dimension to what has been a strange year for the Patriots: they've had injuries, questionable coaching, a porous defense and an uneven performance from the Tom Brady. But here's the real mystery about the Patriots- what's with that guy in the Visa commercial pushing a wheelbarrow full of ribs?


Who is he? What is his story? Is he haunted by a past disaster transporting ribs? Did he try out other ways to get ribs from point A to point B, like a RadioFlyer or Conestoga wagon? I need answers!

Every time I bring this up to someone they just shrug and say something like "yeah, weird." Oh yeah, it is weird! There's a guy with a wheelbarrow full of not bricks, mortar or a drunken sailor, but ribs. That is strange you morons! to quote Cathy, "Ack!"


Check this screenshot from the NFL Shop- who's the crazy one now- NOT ME!


Patriots mascot among 14 arrested in RI sex sting [MyFoxBoston]

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