1) Grape jelly

2) Honey (with sliced bananas)

3) Honey (without sliced bananas)

4) Strawberry jam, no lumps

5) Grape jam

6) Raspberry jam

7) Marshmallow fluff

8) Chocolate syrup

9) Maple syrup

10) Froot Loops

11) Nutella

12) More peanut butter, but, like, another brand

13) Orange marmalade

14) Potato chips

15) Crushed hydrocodone

16) Nothing

17) An entire living hammerhead shark

18) Being hit by a car

19) Lumpy strawberry preserves