1) Grape jelly
2) Honey (with sliced bananas)
3) Honey (without sliced bananas)
4) Strawberry jam, no lumps
5) Grape jam
6) Raspberry jam
7) Marshmallow fluff
8) Chocolate syrup
9) Maple syrup
10) Froot Loops
11) Nutella
12) More peanut butter, but, like, another brand
13) Orange marmalade
14) Potato chips
15) Crushed hydrocodone
16) Nothing
17) An entire living hammerhead shark
18) Being hit by a car
19) Lumpy strawberry preserves