Picking Up Where Chad Left Off

Leitch|published: 01/06/2006, 2:52pm EST

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Since Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson has been so unfairly muffled all week, taking about 93 percent of the fun out of that Steelers-Bengals game, it has been up to fans to pick up his slack. One fan has come up with a great scenario.

I believe I've come up with a way for Chad Johnson to get off scot-free after executing the most Salisbury-inciting touchdown celebration of all time. That is, hiding cans of spray paint inside the goalpost padding at a visitors' stadium, and then, after a touchdown, tagging their endzone with an orange CJ.

But how will he make this work, you ask? Well, we'll say it involves random sick kids with the initials "CJ" in the greater Cincinnati area. We approve this message.

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