Wednesday’s pierogi race at the Pittsburgh Pirates game featured one Slavic dumpling delivering a Stone Cold Stunner to another, and subsequently getting clotheslined by Scott Steiner.

Steiner threw in an elbow drop afterward to really stick it to the goateed pierogi:

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Watch Big Poppa Pump slam the pierogi on a loop:

Good God. Those pierogi might have families!

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