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Pirate Parrot Lunges For Ball, Faceplants

Note 1: It's not that this video is cut short. We checked, and the Root Sports broadcast cuts away from the super slo-mo JUST before the mascot goes beak-first into the dirt, in order not to miss the next pitch. Damn it.

Note 2: Yes, we know the Pirates have the best record in baseball. It's like a no-hitter. If too many people mention it, they'll lose 10 in a row.


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