Playoff Pants Party: Bears Vs. Seahawks

No matter what happens in these here NFC playoffs, we're gonna have a pretty good idea whether or not Rex Grossman is a legitimate NFL quarterback, or just a frizzy-haired drunkard. Thank heavens this game isn't on the eve of a major holiday.

Meanwhile ... "I Am Matt Hasselbeck" ... YEAH!

• Cool Standings: Bears. • Football Outsiders: Bears. • Harmon Forecast: Bears. • Paul Zimmerman: Bears. • Peter King: Bears. • Lil' Sean: Bears. • Dan Shanoff: Bears. • Deadspin: Bears. Our first unanimous pick, which is pretty amazing considering all three Bears quarterbacks will be playing "Asshole" before the game.

Some of you — other than Caveman — must have an alternate pick, right? Somebody? Anybody?