Please, Anything But A Recount

The "votes" are "in," and the President of Red Sox Nation is ... oh, Jerry Remy. It's almost as if this whole thing was kind of dumb.

Our favorite part is that the second through fifth finishers were all "regular fans," and none of them were a dog.

We can all move on with our lives now. Thank you, Tim Russert, for alerting us to the true issues. Red Sox Nation makes our brain hurt sometimes.

Remy To Lead Red Sox Nation [MLB.com] Red Sox Fans Try To Explain The President Of Red Sox Nation Thing [Deadspin]