Please Take Soccer Team. I Am Romanian. I Am Hungry.
This image was lost some time after publication. There once was a man in Romania named Dinel Staicu. (That's him in the photo. We think. We don't speak Romanian.) Dinel had many big dreams; the biggest dream he had was owning a soccer team. (There they call it "football," for some stupid reason.) He bought a team called Universitatea Craiova, and his team stunk. Dinel did not like this, saying he "had had enough of being the butt of people's jokes." So he tried to find someone to buy it. And nobody would. So this boy, this Dinel, he decided to hop on the Interweb, where people do all kinds of crazy things for all kinds of crazy reasons, to sell his team. Poor Dinel! Nu te vom parasi niciodata!
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