Per the Miami New Times, "Bang Bus porn star 'Ramon' โ€” famous for his giant penis โ€” was arrested last week for keeping a menagerie of suffering farm animals locked in a vehicle on a 90-degree day."

Last Monday afternoon, Miami Police responded to complaints of a "child crying" in a van parked in a lot at NW 37th Avenue and Seventh Street. Officers found a whole annoying Christmas song full of animals crammed into the van and deprived of water:

โ€ข eight roosters
โ€ข four guinea hens
โ€ข four pigeons
โ€ข four goats
โ€ข one duck

The goats were tied up in plastic bags, which sounds horrific, and one of them was dead.

As cops were investigating the scene, 46-year-old Raul Armenteros โ€” better known to masturbators as Ramon, who has made a career out of having sex with women in the back of vans as they tool around Miami โ€” and 44-year-old James Arroyo strolled up and said they owned the animals.

They were arrested on charges of animal cruelty and booked on $110,000 each.

You can see the arrest report here.

Free Ramon.

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