Premier League Starlet Pictured Passed Out In Middle Of The Road

Jack Grealish, the 19-year-old future-stud winger for Aston Villa, had a season to be proud of. He broke into the first team, becoming a regular starter by the end of the season, and impressed enough to be linked with bigger teams. To celebrate, it appears he got lit up in Spain, concluding at least one night assed out in the middle of the road.

The picture above and more like it come courtesy of one Twitter user, who discovered an interesting new visitor to her neighborhood one morning. As @brionyking0913 said, “@JackGrealish1 had a great night, opposite my apartment in the wonderful tenerife 😂” and attached the following pictures:

While Grealish does have somewhat of a singular look, it was possible that this wasn’t him. However, Villa have since admitted that it was in fact their player and that they are planning to meet with him to talk about it.

Hopefully on the meeting’s agenda are lessons on avoiding of the strongest of liquors, appreciating the fine line between drunk and wasted, and most importantly, if you aren’t able to make it back to your hotel bed, making sure the ground you crash on is a carpeted one.