Pro Golfer Misses Cut, Vows To Have Sex With Wife

Kris Blanks is the 201st ranked player in the world and 121st in the FedEx Cup. On Thursday and Friday, Blanks participated in the John Deere Classic in Silvis, Illinois. He will not be playing today or tomorrow because he missed the cut by one measly stroke.

Blanks took to twitter to voice his frustration and flip off the golf gods; he's a cup half-full kind of guy.

h/t Kenneth N.

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