Probably Just Best To Stay In The Tunnel, Ma'am

What happens when a Canadian attempts to sing the U.S. National Anthem? Nothing short of comedy gold, that's what. We don't know exactly how old this is, or what game it's from, but we've seen enough boring renditions of our country's cherished song to wish that they'd do it this way every time. Anyway, Unibrow has a top 10 list of worst National Anthems ever, which is worth checking out, if you're into disasters. Note to Michael Bolton: When at Fenway, best to memorize the lyrics.

In a somewhat related item, we have a new world whistling champion. You're welcome.

National Disaster [Uber.com] The World Whistling Champion Video [Rising Sun Of Nihon, via College Humor.com]