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Pukey Phillies Fan Cops A Plea; His Crazy Uncle Weighs In

Matthew Clemmens pleaded guilty today to assault; he's expected to receive probation. But the real news is that we heard back from his conspiracy theorist uncle!

You'll recall David Clemmens's repeated, barely legible emails maintaining his nephew's innocence, and hinting at a larger cover-up that goes deep. Well, he's back!


from david Clemmens
date Sun, May 23, 2010 at 11:17 PM

Hey Barry the story that you had on your site eye witnesss acct of cbt puker is closer to the truth. Matt gets the crap beat out of him then pukes on the cop and his kid as his being held down and beat. They had to change the story to cover their butts! smoke and mirrors.Twist the story just a little. ARE WE NOT SHEEP!

A: We are Devo!

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