Spencer Hall'd: "If you plan on being busted for solicitation, prostitution, or any other pay-for-play schemes involving someone's naughty bits and public decency laws, please remember to wear nothing but university-approved apparel from your favorite local collegiate sporting team." [The Sporting Blog]

First, light basketball on fire:l: And then kick it and see what happens. Go ahead. [Fandome]

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Kyle Orton falls apart: The Neckbeard might be injured. Or he could just really suck. [Fanhouse]

Fantasy football rap song: Do you think the artist is white? [KSK]

Run, you're with me, buritto, /shits pants: How to eat a burrito. Discuss. [Wunderkraut]